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Farm Jokes

Q: Where do cows go when they travel back in time?
A: The past-ure!

what do you call a cow who just had a baby?
decalfinated

What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers!

Why does a rooster watch TV?
For hentertainment!

What do you get from a drunk chicken?
Scotch eggs!

Life is Sweet!

WARNINGS FOR ALL ABOUT FARMERS:

Warning-Approach with caution after wet weather in the spring has kept him out of the fields for a week. Especially if he has 300 acres of corn left to plant.

Warning-Failure to feed at regular intervals causes irritation.

Caution-This man cannot coordinate clothing unless John Deere green and farm product logos are involved.

Notice-When a farmer says economize this does not mean a moratorium on machinery purchases. What it does mean is stop making so many long distance calls to the kids and let's not buy the TV Guide at the grocery anymore.

MORE HUMOR

A burglar is breaking into a home, and as he comes into the living room he hears: "God is watching you."

Upon hearing this he looks around the room and sees a parrot in the corner and says: "What is your name?"

The bird replies, "Moses."

The burglar laughs and says: "What kind of an idiot names their parrot Moses?"

And the bird replies, "The same idiot who named his Rottweiler, God."

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What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef

What do you call a cow with no legs at all?
Ground beef

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